Photo credit:
ms.lume, flickr
It was Truman, my four-year-old, who first saw them. Ants, hundreds of 'em, and I'm pretty sure they were carrying away the alpine strawberry seeds I'd just planted. A few minutes later, I was discovering that they'd stripped the roots of my baby kale plants, the ones who days before had been so healthy I was considering putting out a sign. "Kale starts for sale!" What were the ants doing?
Strip farming aphid "honeydew," I soon discovered. And that was the weirdest thing I'd learned in my garden all week, part of an ever-growing list of strange facts about growing edibles:
- Ants don't use sustainable farming practices. No. Ants love aphids, who in turn love brassicas (kale, broccoli, cabbage, beets, chard, and cauliflower are all in this family). Those crafty ants will "farm" their aphids on one healthy plant, and when that one's been destroyed, they'll move on to the next plant.
- Figs live forever. Ok, not forever, but it never ceases to amaze me that you can stick a branch of a fig tree in the ground, water it well, and the next year you can harvest figs from it. We have several fig branches-cum-trees budding out little baby figs right now in our yard.
- Plants like to caffeinate. Just as I do, plants love coffee. While it's better for the babies after going through the composting process, it's perfect for a mulch or for sprinkling around the roots as a pest deterrent (though as I've learned, its deterrent properties are largely the stuff of legend. See below).














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